Sunday, October 08, 2006
He seldom smiles and when he does, he lights up the entire room so bizarrely that the energy emanating from his sweet and lovely face defies the nasty sight of his decayed teeth.
His presence is just illuminating that it exhausted the weariness of the stale aft
ernoon as he moves around while humming a familiar television fantaserye theme, walking comfortably despite the oversize shoes and distracting the passivity of the hour just like how a sudden blow distracts the doldrums.
So like how a strong brewed coffee amuses an octogenarian’s cracked and thirsty lips.
Lovely.
Sigh. He’s such a darling. So young. So sweet. So handsome. And so bitch!
John Kenneth is just three years old. But believe me, a three year old boy who is, by all barometer and yardstick, already way up gay. Mother is proud, someone that John Kenneth should be very proud about when time comes that he is mature enough to realize what it is to have a mother like Julie.
Julie has “warned” me about the gayness of John Kenneth, whom I later christened Joana Kimberly. She, however, failed to warn me about the tactlessness of the kid. Oh please, sometimes, I would like to think that John Kenneth, er…Joana Kimberly, is not really tactless but just true and blunt about what he sees.
Besides, the kid doesn’t have the idea yet about the art of being fake disguised as being tactful.
My initial encounter with the kid was really a disaster. At least for me. He was restless as he roams around the bureau office cuddling Ansherina, the mermaid toy Julie bough him the last time she was in Davao.
“Bakla ka? Hindi ka pwede maging bakla kasi may balbas ka,” the kid told me that
left me turning purple.
The kid has a sword tongue that victimizes everyone, including his mom.
Here’s some of Joana Kimberly:
Kimberly: Anong pangalan mo?
Rolly: Ako si Juno.
Nico: Ako naman si Markadan ay siya naman ay si Sabina (pointing at me)
Rolly: At boyfriend ko si Argo.
Kimberly: (pointing at Rolly’s crotch) Alam ba ni Argo na meron ka nyan?
Nico: Ay! Chaps na bayot!
Kimberly: (Instructs Rolly to cross his legs) Ganito para hindi makita ni Argo ang iyong lawit?
Rolly: (Crosses legs) Ganito?
Kimberly: Ay maraming ugat ang paa mo.
While I was discussing something with Nico, Julie talking in, Kimberly asked his mom: Mama bakit ka sumasagot na hindi ka naman nila kinakausap?
And a lot more:
Mama, ano pong ibig sabihin ng digmaan?
Mama, galit ako kay Gloria (macapagal-arroyo)
Nye! Inggit ka lang at marunong akong kumanta nyan (Majika)
Mama, pwede ikaw huwag magsuot ng sleeveless kasi maitim ang kilikili mo.
Sigh. Kids.
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